I will be better than I was before and even more awesome than I am now. I will be a renowned linguist, a not-so-lazy deconstructionist and, as always, I will remain a lover of all things contradictory. I am a contemplative pervert, which means that I love women and like sex–do you ken the difference? I think that it is better to apologize than ask for permission. On second thought, I think it is best to do neither unless you mean it. I love to run and I like to longboard.